shoutout to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever
(Source: teenfrank, via my-crooked-heart)
OMGF THIS IS PERFECT
my mind cant even comprehend this level of perfect
(Source: mosbyy, via magic-wonderland)
I’m gonna start calling boys by the wrong name on purpose to remind them how unimportant they are
(via kristinsailsaway)
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
(via here-comes-taylor-jones)
i made a makeup tutorial for all my fellow feminists out there bye
jfc
watch it
(Source: chibigordonramsay, via 6feetunderthestarswithalex)
THAT IS NOT THE KIND OF SNAKE I WAS EXPECTING
The purpose is to experience fear. Fear in the face of certain death. To accept that fear, and maintain control of oneself and one’s crew. This is a quality expected in every Starfleet captain.
You of all people should know.
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